Monday, October 22, 2007
Could somebody fix the bathrooms in the Underground in the men’s restroom, so you don’t have to push the button every two seconds?
How many days is it until Thanksgiving Break?
My group and I really don’t like going on walks during out Bio 100 lab. Yeah, game over.
To the guy in the rec center parking lot in the red Jeep: That was a “sorry” wave. I wasn’t trying to flip you off.
Rod Stewart, you’re as queer as a $3 bill.
Why is it that people can smoke marijuana outside of McCompton every night, but when I download a song, my Internet gets taken away?
Free for All, I want you to know that yes, your mom does indeed go to college.
Four guys and a girl just walked into The Hawk women’s bathroom.
Pizza Street just made me kill myself.
Some say size doesn’t matter, but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.
I got 99 problems.
To the guy in the Ford Explorer that was picking his nose: Yeah, I saw you.
I’ve been farting for 22 years, and it’s still funny every time.
What kind of thief steals two Playstation games, condoms and Orbit gum at the same time? I think two of the three won’t end up benefitting him.
The reason we don’t want nuclear energy is cause they attract super villains. We’d have more plot cliches than a Grey’s Anatomy episode, and more Lex Luthors than a Superman convention. No to super villains, no to nuclear energy.
I’m paying how much to live in Naismith and they still can’t fix either of the elevators when both of them are broken?
To the guy who just ran by me: You may be hot, but you run like a fairy.
Am I going crazy? Every time I see a Kansas license plate, I see a DNA strand going down the middle of it.
I like the soup.
My roommate just got back with her boyfriend, and I’m feeling lonelier than ever. Free for All, you can be the guy I regret.
Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and we all know how much God hates that.
This is what I think of you, Free for All. (The sound of a toilet flushing) Yeah.
Free for All, I am trying to measure the temperature of the sun, and it’s just too fucking hot out here.
Do you know why guys run faster than girls? It’s because they have stick-shifts.
More wind.
The other day I had a flat tire, and I had three nails in one tire. That’s just horrible luck.
You’re going nowhere!
Curses.
Free For All: May 9, 2007
Jack Sparrow dies at the end of Pirates of the Caribbean 3.
Free for All: May 8, 2007
My roommate just lost her shoe in the river on Tennessee.
Free for All: April 30, 2007
My honors chem professor just made a pickle glow. Take that, regular ...
Free for All: April 6, 2007
My female friend, who is straight, didn’t want to lose her virginity, ...
Free For All: May 10, 2007
Stop. Hammertime.
Free For All: May 2, 2007
Thunderstorms are God’s way of giving hippies showers.
Free for All: April 27, 2007
Can you tell me why I’ve been waiting in the rain for ...
Free For All: September 6, 2007
The comment before this one sucked.
Free For All: Sept. 10, 2007
Did anybody see the K-State video on YouTube? Don’t forget your power ...
Free for All: April 24, 2007
It just wouldn’t be Wescoe beach without the crazy flier hander-outers and ...
Free for All: Sept. 14, 2007
Does anyone know what the deal is with that old crazy hippie ...
Free For All: September 4, 2007
It’d be cool if cops drove minivans.
Free For All: October 25, 2007
If physics was a person, he would have no friends on Facebook.
Free for All: May 3, 2007
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Free For All: March 26, 2007
I passed Buffalo Wild Wings as KU lost the game. I’m pretty ...
Free For All: August 30, 2007
To the person who made the comment about the drumline: No sir, ...
Free for All: May 7, 2007
I got on the bus seat, out of the rain, and it ...
Free For All: October 5, 2007
Why do we have a purple bra on the front page of ...
Free for All: April 2, 2007
Does Gumby’s deliver to Wichita?
Free for All: March 29, 2007
I’m a white guy and I have spinning tires. However, my rims ...
Free for All: April 10, 2007
I just got done using a handicapped stall, and I was wondering ...
Wescoe wit
Hudson: New episodes a must
Writer’s strike threatens thwarts entertainment value.
Free For All: Sept. 17, 2007
I just saw van slam into a car, and it was awesome.
Free For All: April 23, 2007
Free for All, if I had T-Mobile, you’d totally be in my ...
Free For All: April 18, 2007
Free for All is my new addiction.
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Dear Free for All, how do you cook panda meat? I just ...
Free For All: October 8, 2007
Free for All, why in the world can’t people in this God-forsaken ...
Free for all: March 9, 2007
Free for All. . . For all the guys who’d like to ...
Free For All: September 7, 2007
My hands smell like syrup.
Free For All: October 29, 2007
College is evolving. We have Easy Mac instead of Ramen. Way to ...
Free for All: September 28, 2007
I just put a dollar in the vending machine, got food and ...
Free For All: August 20, 2007
Another year, another lack of busses coming on time. Oh joy. Oh ...
Free for All: March 1, 2007
I would like to know where these people were fixing potholes, because ...
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Free For All: Sept. 20, 2007
Finally, someone else realizes that Crocs are the root of all evil.
Free For All: September 24, 2007
If a song is going to bleep out a word, they should ...
Free For All: August 27, 2007
To the cute girl in the red car who just let me ...
Free for All: September 11, 2007
You go to college because after waitressing for twenty years you’ll have ...
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Armed robbers continue to threaten.
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Free For All: October 22, 2007
Help! Saturday night i lost my pink sliver outside or around the Wheel/Hawk. Please please, if anyone knows where it is return it to Naismith Hall or the at&t store on 23rd.
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