Free For All: October 25, 2007

By KANSAN

Thursday, October 25, 2007

The game.

It is finally Attractive Males in Button-Downs and Sweaters Season.

To whoever returned my duck umbrella to Snow Hall: you’re my hero.

My girlfriend ate McDonald’s for breakfast and lunch today, just to collect the Monopoly pieces. She is now known as Obese-Denise.

In the form of an ice menorah.

To the cute guy at the rec center who asked me if I was from

Oklahoma: if you see me on the street, I’d happily give you my phone number.

Why do I get turned on by

rejection?

When I first got accepted to KU, I didn’t realize that I sold my soul to the Physics and Astronomy Department.

I wish I had more testosterone, Free for All. I just wish I had more testosterone.

I don’t know what that guy was talking about, but if the girls want to show their asses, I’ll look.

How can anybody start a shooter rumor? We’re 7-0 in football. God is shining on us!

Free for All, won’t you be my neighbor?

Can you believe that? They got OiNK!

It’s a shame they finally closed down OiNK.

A penny! Who gets a penny stuck in their hair? I mean, seriously, am I this big of a loser? I guess I must be. Obviously, I have a lot of free time, too.

As a life-long, die-hard Colorado Rockies fan, I would like to invite all the bandwagon fans out there to cheer for the Boston Red Sox.

I don’t know exactly what they do to those chickens and cows, but they are delicious.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had four doors, they’d have to call them chicken sedans!

There’s some bathroom out here that has dirty things about me and my phone number, and I just want everyone to stop calling me!

If physics was a person, he would have no friends on Facebook.

Congratulations, Free for All! You found your furry. Now you get a biscuit.

I just went to CVS with my

roommate to buy a pregnancy test on Beak ’Em Bucks. If that’s not the ultimate college experience, I don’t know what is.

They shut down OiNK. Oh my God, I think my life might be over. What are they going to shut down next, beer?

Everyone that calls into the Free for All is an idiot. Oh, wait.

When Ron Paul speaks, Chuck Norris listens.

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