Wescoe wit

By Nathan Gill

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Guy 1: Really, I don’t think she’d be mad if I sucked your penis.

Guy 2: I’m not even mad, I’m impressed!

Guy 1: You got to have a big butt hole to put a hamster in there.

Guy 2: It would be elastic.

Guy 1: But a hamster is like this big.

Guy 2: No, a guinea pig is that big.

Guy 1 and 2: …

Guy 1: Do you want me to look it up?

Guy 1: J-Lo is, like, botox ass.

Guy 2: That’s what I want.

Guy 1: You’d probably get chafing from that thing.

Guy: How do you dance and make out? (pauses) You be drunk—I bet that helps.

 

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