Free For All: October 30, 2007

By KANSAN

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

If you found a black and white kitten over the weekend, about 12 weeks old, please take her to the Humane Society, so I can get her back. Thanks.

Free for All, spawn more overlords.

My roommate and I are having a bet on how many times Uggs and sorority girls are going to be brought up in the Free for All this winter. You want to get in on this?

There is a God. Craig Martin is back.

If Steven Colbert wins the 2008 presidential election, Americans are a bunch of jackasses. I’m going to Canada.

Why can’t guys win Halloween costume contests?

I hate technology.

I demand more mild weather days before it gets this cold.

You’re a tall one!

I heard Coke from Mexico is sweeter because they use real sugar. Anyone know how to get that imported?

Now you’re thinking with portals.

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