Free For All: September 7, 2007

By KANSAS

Friday, September 7, 2007

Some asshole locked their bike to mine, so I get to sit around and wait for them to show up. Awesome.

When Mangino says the F-word, I giggle.

We just paid seventy-five cents for air at the gas station. What is this world coming to?

I just drove by a big wreck on Iowa, and oddly enough, all three drivers involved women.

My cell phone keeps telling me I have a voice mail, and then I check it, and I definitely don’t have a new voice mail. Damn new phone.

I just saw a midget walking outside of JRP. My life is complete.

I just want to remind all the frat boys that were walking to class today that it’s not Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so stop wearing pink.

I’m calling to alert the students of KU about the Pizza Street commercial. The girl in the commercial is possessed.

Attention. I need Liquid to reopen, because I have no place to pole dance and shake my booty.

Free for All, we can’t find a place with beer pong. Will you come play with us?

To anyone willing to sign a petition that would make Kentucky go all the way to 23rd: Please call the University Daily Kansan and leave your comment.

My hands smell like syrup.

Free for All, is it bad that like, in four months, I’ve slept with fourteen guys? I think that makes me a whore, but I want your opinion.

I was just popping a really big zit on my boyfriend’s back. Well, let’s just say he likes money shots.

Free for All, you have a package waiting for you at the Jayhawker Towers front desk.

When are you guys going to put back in the Bitch and Moan section in the Jayplay on Thursday?

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