Free for All: September 11, 2007

By KANSAN

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Thank you to the person who talked about the girl being possessed in the Pizza Street commercial, because every time I watch that commercial it’s too much.

Free for All, I don’t know what’s more lame, the K-State power towel video or the fact that people want Dave Matthews Band on campus.

You go to college because after waitressing for twenty years you’ll have hammer toes and need your knees replaced.

Free for All, we almost got kicked out of that. We almost got arrested.

Free for All, we almost got arrested at the hospital for cussing. Now you know, don’t cuss or you’ll get arrested.

Free for All, might I suggest, to whoever’s in charge of the point incentives for the new Rock Chalk rewards, that KU Crocs not be an incentive for the twenty-five point value? Come on, that’s just embarrassing. Nobody wants the KU Crocs. Just because the bookstore wants to get rid of them does not mean they should push them off on us.

Doesn’t it take two Big Jays to create a Baby Jay? This just doesn’t make sense to me.

I was just wondering if you are ever available, because every time I call you’re never available.

I cannot accomplish what the University of Kansas football team has done on my Playstation 3. Can they stop scoring, please?

Dr. Free for All, I was just told that I contracted a STD from swimming in Potter Lake. Is this a possible diagnosis?

There is no team on our schedule that deserves tearing down the goalpost if we win. No team.

Let me just say, straight up, that Watkins Health Center sucks. I’d rather go to the poor people clinic and hang out with crackheads.

Today is Free Hug Day, and I just saw a couple making out. Hugs don’t have tongues!

Nothing says “I’m unfriendly” like an iPod and sunglasses.

Hey Free for All, I don’t have time for all your time wasting.

Don’t forget to bring your power towel.

I kind of want to hook up with the Stephanie girl from the Wescoe beach commercial. Free for All, if you could hook that up for me, just let me know.

Not only does my Organic Chem Professor sound like Vince Vaugn, he’s so badass he can relate chemistry rules to Fight Club rules.

I didn’t think uggs were still cool, but maybe fashion magazines don’t know what they are talking about, or maybe those who still wear them aren’t “in.”

I was there at ground zero on September 11th, for a funeral ironically. I hate that day, and I hate myself. I don’t even want to go to class tomorrow. None of you have any idea how bad it really was.

I was in the Free-For-All!

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It’d be cool if cops drove minivans.

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I just saw van slam into a car, and it was awesome.

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The next time one of you bicyclists runs a red light, I’ll ...

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Free for All is my new addiction.

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The other day I had a flat tire, and I had three ...

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Free for All: September 21, 2007

Community college sucks. I miss you, Free for All.

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