Free For All: Sept. 12, 2007

By KANSAN

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I just wanted to say McCollum is pretty much the best place to live, ever. If you’re too prissy to handle it, go to Mizzou.

The next time one of you bicyclists runs a red light, I’ll run your ass over. You mess with the bull, you get the horns.

I think Satan just entered my room. I was singing the Pizza Street song and a Spangles commercial came on.

I think that professors should be banned from using a book that they helped publish in their classroom, because then it just spurs them to make as many editions as possible, greedy bastards.

I’m looking for my purse! Oh, there it is.

It’s a bad sign when it’s early September and you already don’t want to go to class. I’m doomed.

To the guy who said swimming is boring: You’re a freaking idiot. We work harder than any other sports team at this university, and we’re fun to watch.

Parking on campus freaking blows.

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