Free for All: Sept. 14, 2007

By KANSAN

Friday, September 14, 2007

To the guy I almost hit with my car yesterday: Sorry, the sun was in my eyes. Also, you need to be a little more careful.

To that girl in my Journalism 101 class: Could you please quit saying “like” every time you open your mouth? Go back to elementary school, like, such as, like, English, possibly? Ridiculous!

Dear Free for All, which girl in the Pizza Street commercial is the best? They all seem sketchy.

Whoever called in saying the swim team is the hardest working team on campus is lying. It’s the rowers, and everyone in the athletics department knows that.

Does anyone know what the deal is with that old, crazy, hippie guy that’s around campus?

My English class smells like cigarettes and B.O. Ugh, stupid hippies.

To whoever called the cops on my car: You failed. I just got the citation dismissed.

I think I’m in love with the weather.

Chuck Norris puts the “fun” in “funeral.”

F.Y.I., whoever orders Pizza Shuttle, make sure you order a straw with your drink. I mean, come on.

Leave Britney alone!

I just want you to know that I like to wear tampons, even when I’m not on my period.

To Ms. Sniffles on fourth floor Watson: Couldn’t you have at least tried to whisper?

Free for All, you still have a package waiting you at the Jayhawker Towers front desk.

My friend got hit by a car on his bike on a crosswalk and on the way home. I almost did too. What’s up with all these crazy college drivers?

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Free for All is my new addiction.

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Free For All: March 12, 2007

The sun on my tummy feels so good!

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Free For All: September 4, 2007

It’d be cool if cops drove minivans.

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Free For All: October 22, 2007

The other day I had a flat tire, and I had three ...

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Free For All: September 6, 2007

The comment before this one sucked.

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Free for All: April 6, 2007

My female friend, who is straight, didn’t want to lose her virginity, ...

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Free for All: April 24, 2007

It just wouldn’t be Wescoe beach without the crazy flier hander-outers and ...

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What happened to the horoscopes in the newspaper? Now I don’t know ...

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Free For All: Sept. 17, 2007

I just saw van slam into a car, and it was awesome.

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Guess what, I’m on my way to work right now, and I ...

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We’re definitely winning the Final Four. Colbert said it was going to ...

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I got on the bus seat, out of the rain, and it ...

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Free for All: March 15, 2007

Who put chopsticks into the holes on the intercom in Hash’s elevator? ...

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Free For All: May 2, 2007

Thunderstorms are God’s way of giving hippies showers.

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Free for All: April 30, 2007

My honors chem professor just made a pickle glow. Take that, regular ...

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Free For All: October 25, 2007

If physics was a person, he would have no friends on Facebook.

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Free for all: March 9, 2007

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Free for All: March 14, 2007

I bet K-State doesn’t even teach evolution!

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Free for All: September 28, 2007

I just put a dollar in the vending machine, got food and ...

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Free for All: April 2, 2007

Does Gumby’s deliver to Wichita?

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Free for All: March 13, 2007

Hey Free-for-All, I just proved that violence is the answer! My iPod ...

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Free For All: April 4, 2007

Whoever is flying the kite in front of Templin: You’re adorable.

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A beer bong is the solitaire of drinking games.

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If a song is going to bleep out a word, they should ...

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My roommate just lost her shoe in the river on Tennessee.

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Just because we hide in your room doesn’t mean we have to ...

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Free for All: March 29, 2007

I’m a white guy and I have spinning tires. However, my rims ...

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Free For All: September 19, 2007

After all Britney has been through, leave Britney alone!

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Free For All: March 26, 2007

I passed Buffalo Wild Wings as KU lost the game. I’m pretty ...

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Free For All: August 28, 2007

Free for All, do a barrel roll.

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Free For All: November 30, 2007

To the kid I copied off of: you are dead!

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Free for All: March 1, 2007

I would like to know where these people were fixing potholes, because ...

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Free For All: September 7, 2007

My hands smell like syrup.

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