Free For All: Sept. 20, 2007

By KANSAN

Thursday, September 20, 2007

To the girl I just soaked with my car: cancer is probably going to be given to me by karma.

I just saw a girl that looked like Sissy Spacek in “Carrie” and she kept staring at me. It was really creepy.

My favorite part about riding the bus is listening to all the inane crap that people spew out and don’t realize that it’s inane crap.

Free for All, I’m losing my skills!

Finally, someone else realizes that Crocs are the root of all evil.

The Athletics Department is trying to kill us on elevators by giving us Crocs.

Two tests and a big quiz in one day? KU, wanna play hard ball? Bring it on!

Guess what, Mr. University of Florida Dude? If you try to fight the cops, they’re gonna Taser you. It doesn’t matter what you did.

Oh crap. I forgot what I was gonna say. Oh yeah, I hate you Criss Angel!

I’m really sick of my roommates listening to N’ Sync and dancing around while I’m trying to study.

My roommate just offered to shave the Nike emblem into my chest hair. I didn’t get it. Or did I? Ladies?

We definitely were driving on Mass Street, and a cop did not use his blinker, and it was hilarious.

And Royals are not in last place. The White Sox suck!

To the guy at the parking garage whose car alarm went off as he was starting his car: You just made me laugh. Thanks.

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