Wescoe Wit

By Ashley Thompson

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Guy 1: Wow, that is a totally tripped-out math book.

Guy 2: I know, the cover is almost psychedelic.

Guy 1: Cool.

Guy 2: Yeah.

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Guy: I’m hoping Britney was drunk or on drugs at the VMAs.

Girl: Either that, or they couldn’t give her any real choreography because she’s too out of shape.

Guy: But she’s B. Spears!

Girl: That doesn’t mean so much anymore, honey.

Guy: Rude!

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Guy 1: I wonder what you’d look like if you shaved off all your facial hair except your mustache.

Guy 2: Uh, that wouldn’t be a pretty sight.

Guy 1: Yeah, I can see it now. You could just put a label on your face that said “molestache.”

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Girl 1: Anyone wanna guess what kind of turnover this is that I’m about to eat?

Guy 1: Cherry.

Girl 2: Yeah, I’m going to go with cherry, too.

Girl 1: (Tasting) I can’t really tell. I’m just going to pretend it’s rhubarb. Mmmm, rhubarb.

 

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