Free for All: September 21, 2007

By KANSAN

Friday, September 21, 2007

Community college sucks. I miss you, Free for All.

I wish alcohol weren’t evil.

I’ve seen six bike-riders run stop signs today. Why don’t you follow the rules of the road, assholes?

I’m pretty sure I just saw Mangino’s twin brother writing parking tickets.

How come it’s always the building next to me that has a fire drill during class?

Don’t taze me bro!

I wish my roommates would grow up. All they do is listen to *NSYNC.

I’ve almost been hit by a biker on the sidewalks three or for times. Go KU Police!

No Officer, I’m not swerving because I’m drunk. I’m swerving because of all these pot holes.

The Royals might be behind the White Sox, but people from Chicago will always be last place. Always.

Every time I hear this song, I think of Drew!

Preventing bikers from hitting cars when they’re running stop signs is like preemptive war. It doesn’t work.

Wham, bam, thank you ma’am! Woo!

Dear Free for All, I just got hit by a KU bus. Neat!

Girls, if you plan on getting married, you’d better learn how to give a blow job.

I don’t get it.

Hey Michael, this is the girl you met at Abe and Jake’s on Friday night. I just feel like you need to call me, because I know we’re going to get married. So, please call me. I know you were drunk, but please call me, please. I know you were meant for me.

My roommates and I think the kid who got the parking violation for running his bike through a stop sign is a twerp.

Also, complaining cyclists, beware next time you’re at a stop sign. If I were there, I’d take you out.

Congratulations to the ground department for watering the grass after it’s been raining for four hours.

The Royals are my favorite team. They lost tonight, but I made the JumboTron. Boo ya!

K-A-N-S-A-S. That spells Kansas.

I just realized, I’ve been drier-duped.

I was having a bad day, then I YouTubed the KSU power towel video. Now it’s all better.

I think an old woman may have just flipped me off.

Free for All, why won’t you let me in the paper? What do you want from me?

Screw Sex on the Hill. I want to have sex with the hill.

Did anybody else think that Sex on the Hill was going to be a big orgy under the campanile or something?

To the girl in front of Lewis that I saw wearing Ugg boots and shorts: I just want to let you know that your fashion faux pas makes me lose all faith in humanity.

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The comment before this one sucked.

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The sun on my tummy feels so good!

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Does Gumby’s deliver to Wichita?

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My hands smell like syrup.

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I think I just saw an oompa loompa.

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Free For All: August 22, 2007

Thank God someone is standing up for “manorexics.”

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Free For All: October 17, 2007

I just drowned a moth in my piss.

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Free For All: October 1, 2007

Let me reiterate, the $500 ResNet fee is ridiculous.

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Free for All, do a barrel roll.

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Dear Free for All, how do you cook panda meat? I just ...

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Free For All: September 25, 2007

This is your voice. What do you think of it?

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Free For All: May 9, 2007

Jack Sparrow dies at the end of Pirates of the Caribbean 3.

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Free For All: March 7, 2007

March Madness, baby! Catch the fever.

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Free For All: February 23, 2007

I think I’m giving up homework for Lent.

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To the guy who just stopped in front of me on the ...

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Free for All is my new addiction.

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I hate you, Park & Ride. Now I’m late for class. I ...

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Free for All: March 14, 2007

I bet K-State doesn’t even teach evolution!

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Go to YouTube and type “Kansas White Owl.”

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Mario Chalmers has more hops than a brewery!

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To the cute girl in the red car who just let me ...

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Free for All: September 21, 2007

Screw you KU server for not letting access outside websites without refreshing them 100 times!

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