Free for All: September 26, 2007

Isn’t it funny that George Bush is following his policy of No Child Left Behind, yet he is willing to leave behind four million children in health care?

I’m pretty sure that my bio TA is way hotter than your math TA. He’s probably smarter, too.

How did I not pre-order Halo 3? Woe is me.

Sigma who? Sigma Nu.

To the two girls in tutus walking down Tennessee: You look hot and sassy. Hot and sassy.

I hate the Pizza Street commercial, because the song always gets stuck in my head.

I got us a pizza and cheesy bread to share, so give me a call back so we can watch Monday Night Football.

I ordered chicken tenders, not chicken farts.

My roommate has a poopy butt.

Will you ask central housing if I can have a job as a deskie? By the way, this is Chris.

To the guy who almost flattened me inside of the Union the other day: you are a freaking idiot.

It’s starting to get cold outside. I want some nice days between my hot days and cold days.

Free for All, how do I tell my boyfriend that he’s not any good in bed?

Just because we hide in your room doesn’t mean we have to tell you exactly why we are hiding in your room.

Life without physics lab this week is so good!

Why can’t we extend the free wireless to the dorms? If ResNet worked, I wouldn’t care, but I hate paying 95 bucks for nothing.

I suck at Facebook tetris.

How funny is it that I laugh every time I hear the word “trilobite?” Haha!

Can someone make the Pizza Street Commercial stop! That jingle is slowly killing me, aarrrggghh!

I drank to drown my pain, but the damned pain learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good behavior.

I think Kansas is the only school I know of that charges you to ride the bus and to have Internet. Lame.

People on bikes need to either realize that rules apply to them too or get run over. There, I said it.

The 3rd floor bathroom smells like fried penis.

Coke! Coke! Coke!

My foot fell asleep, dammit.

 

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