Friday, September 28, 2007
Free for All, I don’t have to kill someone to get my glasses. They were found! I am ecstatic. I am amazed. I love humanity. I’m doing the biggest happy-jig you’ve ever seen in your life, Free for All. I love you.
Hey fat kid I almost hit on Jayhawk Boulevard, there’s something called a crosswalk, and that’s why I didn’t stop for your suicidal ass.
My pee was so yellow, I think that me penis morphed into a high lighter.
Oh my God, that Erin Esurance girl is so hot right now.
My bus driver just drove one mile and hit the curb four times. Two of those were on the same corner.
Free for All, I feel I must clarify something. This is the commenter from about a month ago who slept with fourteen guys in four months. By the way, it’s not seventeen, but that’s not what I need to comment on. What I need to comment on is everyone seems to think it is a woman who has slept with fourteen guys. I would like to clarify that it is an actual man. Yes, this is a gay man calling in.
I’m pretty sure today was Squirrel Suicide Day, because I think I ran over a total of two squirrels, and maybe we should look into psychological squirrel help for them.
Dude, you’re getting a Dell.
How does one know what fried penis smells like?
A lot of people say sorority girls are dumb. I disagree. I have yet to see one confuse my Ford emblem with a BMW.
To the kid in my Econ 144 class: Your domination made my day.
Why is love so God damn complicated?
You know how KU always says they’re going to get their construction done on time and they don’t? ResNet’s going to be the same way. Don’t pay them five hundred dollars to do that.
The math TA will be at The Hawk and The Wheel tomorrow night.
The Dallas Cowboys are going to the Super Bowl.
To the person who left their keys on a campus bus: I turned them into the bus driver, so you should be able to find them there, hopefully.
Not everybody knows how to color inside the lines, so back the hell off.
To all those people who don’t like the Muck Fizzou shirts: Yuck Fou.
I just put a dollar in the vending machine, got food and my dollar back. Today is awesome.
Pepsi totally kicks Coke’s ass. Besides, I’d like to have teeth left at the end of my college career.
Free For All: September 7, 2007
My hands smell like syrup.
Free For All: September 4, 2007
It’d be cool if cops drove minivans.
Free For All: August 30, 2007
To the person who made the comment about the drumline: No sir, ...
Free For All: October 10, 2007
Looks like someone forgot their power towel.
Free For All: March 7, 2007
March Madness, baby! Catch the fever.
Free For All: Sept. 10, 2007
Did anybody see the K-State video on YouTube? Don’t forget your power ...
Free for All: May 3, 2007
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Free For All: September 6, 2007
The comment before this one sucked.
Free For All: September 24, 2007
If a song is going to bleep out a word, they should ...
Free for All: April 9, 2007
Hey Royals fans, I can’t hear you now. Oops! Two and one, ...
Free for All: September 26, 2007
Just because we hide in your room doesn’t mean we have to ...
Free For All: September 19, 2007
After all Britney has been through, leave Britney alone!
Free For All: April 19, 2007
Why do people wear sunglasses on cloudy days?
Free for all: Oct. 17
Free for All: April 24, 2007
It just wouldn’t be Wescoe beach without the crazy flier hander-outers and ...
Free For All: April 5, 2007
Free for All, my boyfriend was kissing this girl on the poster. ...
Free For All: October 1, 2007
Let me reiterate, the $500 ResNet fee is ridiculous.
Free For All: April 4, 2007
Whoever is flying the kite in front of Templin: You’re adorable.
Free For All: August 24, 2007
What happened to the horoscopes in the newspaper? Now I don’t know ...
Free For All: March 16, 2007
We’re definitely winning the Final Four. Colbert said it was going to ...
Free for All: April 6, 2007
My female friend, who is straight, didn’t want to lose her virginity, ...
Free For All: August 28, 2007
Free for All, do a barrel roll.
Free for All: May 7, 2007
I got on the bus seat, out of the rain, and it ...
Free For All: October 4, 2007
To the guy who just stopped in front of me on the ...
Free for All: April 10, 2007
I just got done using a handicapped stall, and I was wondering ...
Free for All: March 1, 2007
I would like to know where these people were fixing potholes, because ...
Free for All: March 13, 2007
Hey Free-for-All, I just proved that violence is the answer! My iPod ...
Free for All: April 12, 2007
I’m just holding a phone up to my face and talking to ...
Free for All: August 23, 2007
Free for All, you can stand under my umbrella.
Free for All: October 2, 2007
Stop following me you damn campus cop! You make me nervous!
Free for All: Oct. 12, 2005
Free for All: May 4, 2007
I found a hat that says "Jawhawk." What does that mean?
Free for All: March 29, 2007
I’m a white guy and I have spinning tires. However, my rims ...
Free for All: Dec. 11, 2006
Here is your Finals Free for All.
Free for All: April 27, 2007
Can you tell me why I’ve been waiting in the rain for ...
Free For All: October 8, 2007
Free for All, why in the world can’t people in this God-forsaken ...
Free for All: April 2, 2007
Does Gumby’s deliver to Wichita?
Free For All: April 18, 2007
Free for All is my new addiction.
Free For All: March 26, 2007
I passed Buffalo Wild Wings as KU lost the game. I’m pretty ...
Free For All: October 5, 2007
Why do we have a purple bra on the front page of ...
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