Wescoe wit

By Chris Bell

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Guy: I should be in a sorority.
Girl: Yeah, it’s a good time.

Guy 1: You know what we should do before we graduate?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: We should get into every building on campus at least once before we leave.
Guy 2: Naked.
Guy 1: That would work.

Guy: It’s cold out there, isn’t it?
Girl: Yeah. My thermometer this morning said it was negative zero. I don’t know what that means, but it means it’s fucking cold.

Girl: Seriously, tell me what straight girl wears her hat backwards?

Guy: (snuggling in his jacket with a girl) This is just like “Two Girls, One Cup,” only it’s, like, “Two People, One Jacket.”

 

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