Celebritweets: Bo Burnham (boburnham)

Thursday, October 1, 2009

My “driver” is rocking a denim jacket and tear tattoos. We are stopped at a gas station cause he has to go the bathroom ... what?

7:39 AM Sep 22nd

twitter is like a bad impressionist. 140 characters or less. all of which you’ve seen before.

8:26 PM Sep 21st

playing a show at my brother’s alma mater, cornell, tonight. i don’t go to college. why? because i am severely allergic to polo shirts.

2:34 PM Sep 21st

The Emmys are great! It’s a bunch of tv stars giving awards to eachother! It’s a hectacentagon jerk! almost a perfect circle jerk!

6:30 PM Sep 20th

“maury” is always on in my hotel room. i think the 4 potential fathers and the screaming multi-racial audience helps me to feel at home.

3:34 PM Sep 19th

saw west side story. it’s the prequel to “Step Up.”

7:33 PM Sep 15th

In nyc, trying to find someone in skinny jeans. Oh there’s one! And there. And there. And that homeless guy. And there..

11:12 AM Sep 15th

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