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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Professor: I love creepy. Creepy dying scenes are the best.

Girl 1: Sometimes I will sit and try to find what is hidden in the box of coals.

Girl 2: What? You mean the display box of coals in Anschutz?

Girl 1: Yeah. I just wonder if anyone has found what is hidden among the coals yet.

Girl 2: It is a display of coals to show what the library will run on ...

Girl 1: Oh, shoot. I have been wasting a lot of time then.

Girl 1: I shrunk my sweater on accident.

Girl 2: OMG, it is so small now.

Girl 1: Yeah like now it will only fit baby elves.

Girl 2: Ew, that sucks.

Girl: I mean, it’s not like the drug will cause anything deadly like brain hemorrhoids.

Guy (singing): So I put my hands up; their playing my song, I know I’m gonna be okay. Yeeeeaaaah, it’s a party in the USA.

Professor: It’s called "deontology," not to be confused with Deion Sanders.

Girl (on the phone): I don’t know. I rolled over this morning and the guy had a beard like Kenny Loggins. I left shortly after.

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