Celebritweets

By Taken from Twitter.com by Valerie Skubal

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Katy Perry

Main request in finding a home, must have a slip and slide hill. No if's ands or what's about it. Will trade crown molding for.

2:29 AM Sep 8th

bout to sit down & judge some characters here @ American Idol. Sitting nxt 2 Simon, THIS is a FUN day. Pls God don't let them sing my songs.

4:54 PM Sep 3rd

A million followers! Does that mean i hv 2b responsible w/my tweets now? Boring! Can't promise that! Specially it being last night of tour!

1:33 PM Aug 30th

is it strange that I say "meow" instead of "ouch?"

10:15 PM Aug 28th

OMG MY POOR CAT. THEY GAVE HER A LION CUT! SHE'S SUPPOSED TO DEBUT @PALLADIUM SAT & SHE LOOKS LIKE A RAT WEARING UGGS, DANG! KITTY PURRY EW.

1:03 AM Aug 28th

fuck. I'm outside minding my own business eating pinkberry & some slutz yell out the car "zooooooeeey desccchanel" FML, welcome to LA.

12:35 AM Aug 28th

you know you're back in america when the kids are roller skating circles around you in those damn shoes @ the airport.

6:22 PM Aug 27th

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