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Professor (addressing the class): So who besides me is excited for Beatles Rock Band?

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Guy (singing): She wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts. She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers ...

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Guy: If you're so conscious about it and you don't think the ground is that dirty, why don't you lick the cement?

Girl licks cement.

Guy: OK. Now lick my feet.

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Girl: Can you get fake balls?

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Girl: Well, sometimes 3-legged dogs can be more cute.

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Guy (on cell phone): I just found out last night that I'm a feminist!

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