Wescoe Wit

By Hannah DeClerk

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Professor: I wish you all could see Robert Downey, Jr., dying, it is sensational and sexy.

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Girl 1: I wish my boobs weren’t big. Life would be so much better. Yours are pretty big, too.

Girl 2: Yeah, I enjoy mine just fine.

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Girl: Yeah, my weekend was pretty crazy.

Guy: Why?

Girl (laughing): My boyfriend kidnapped me and threw me in his trunk.

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Girl 1: Yeah, and this guy was like eight feet tall and from overseas ...

Girl 2: Wow, he must have a long ... way to travel back home.

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Guy 1: This professor is a huge cheese-dick.

Guy 2: Yeah, he is the kind of guy who has sex with his socks on.

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Professor (addressing the class): I hate 3 p.m. classes. I am not drunk yet.

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Guy 1: Yeah, basically, cheese is the foundation of our existence.

Guy 2: I would agree. I mean, it makes the world go round.

Guy 1: I mean, what would life be like without the Cheez-It?

Guy 2: Pointless and boring.

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Girl 1: So, I woke up in a random car and my phone and purse was gone.

Girl 2: Oh my god, that sucks.

Girl 1: Yeah, and the worst part is that I woke up with my bare ass in the air and people were walking by going to class.

Comments

Lynn731 (anonymous) says...

Some guys actually like small boobs, I am one of them. You just haven't met the right guy yet, if you are worried about that. When he comes along, he will love your body, small boobs and all. Plus there are a lot of advantages to having smaller ones. Study up on it and you will realize how lucky you are. All of the comments are funny, but that one caught my attention.

September 26, 2009 at 12:37 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

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