Wescoe wit

By Abby Olcese

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Have you overheard any Wescoe witticisms? Send ’em to us at jayplay10@gmail.com or on Twitter @JayplayMagazine.

GUY: Well, since I’m not into hardcore drugs or anything, I get my thrills and live on the edge by not washing my lettuce.

GIRL 1: Do you fold your underwear?

GIRL 2: Yeah! Wanna see?

GIRL: It tastes like an eyeball!

GUY: Somewhere in a parallel universe, life really sucks right now.

GIRL: I have a pocket full of fish. Wanna see?

GIRL: I really enjoy working out to songs about heroin.

GUY 1: You should see how many Trojans I have.

GUY 2: I really don’t want to, man.

GUY 1: No, on my computer!

GIRL 1: What’s your middle name?

GIRL 2: Renee.

GIRL 1: Oh. I thought it was bitch.

GIRL 3: Ooh, burn!

GIRL 1: Look, we have a KU biker gang!

GIRL 2: Sort of …

GIRL 3: Yeah, with four bicycles and a motor scooter … We have a renewable energy biker gang!

 

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