PROFESSOR: Are you all not familiar with this? It’s your culture, not mine! I’m from Mars.

GIRL 1: Don’t punch me in my ovaries, woman!

GIRL 2: I was just gonna poke it.

GIRL 1: Oh my gosh! My booger’s in the shape of a lizard!

GIRL 2: Whoa! It is!

GIRL 1: Don’t worry, I’m not going to keep it.

GIRL 1: It’s not voodoo and we’re not resurrecting her!

GIRL 2: It would be really freakin’ cool if we did, though. I’m just saying …

GIRL 1: She’s from Germany and she speaks better Spanish than me.

GIRL 2: And you’re Mexican.

GIRL 1: I know!

GUY 1: Girls don’t realize how convenient it is standing up to pee.

GUY 2: Yeah, and if you go into a stall it pretty much means you’re afraid of someone seeing your dick.

GIRL 1: He’s obsessed with me. I love him.

GIRL 2: Yeah, and he’s a bajillionaire.

GIRL 1: I’m in a skirt, so sitting like this, well, people are going to see a lot of crotch. Sorry.

GIRL 2: I like crotch. I’m glad I sat here.

PROFESSOR: Lady Gaga? More like Lady Gag Me.

GUY: You got a Push Pop?

GIRL: Yeah.

GUY: Way to be a 7-year-old.

GIRL 1: I’ve been trying to eat more fruits and vegetables.

GIRL 2: That’s disgusting. I don’t eat vegetables.