Wescoe wit

By Anna Sobering

Thursday, March 25, 2010

PROFESSOR : Okay class, midterm time. Are you ready for me to whip it out and give it to you?

GIRL 1: What the fuck is that guy doing?

GIRL 2: That guy is so cute!

GIRL 1: My sister got so drunk one time she used her refrigerator as a toilet.

GIRL 2: You’d think she would’ve noticed the temperature change.

GIRL: My dad is so obsessed with Joan Jett. He keeps leaving me messages on my phone about the new Runaways movie.

GIRL: Mexico is America’s beard and Canada is America’s hat.

GUY 1: I think this is the first party that I’ve been to where someone has gotten arrested.

GUY 2: Who would have thought it would be a Final Fantasy XIII midnight release party?

GIRL 1: Can you dig it?

GIRL 2: What?

GIRL 1: CAAAAN YOOOOU DIIIG IIIIT?

GIRL 2: You’re weird.

GIRL: You’d think if you had sex with a guy for 36 hours he’d be hooked for life.

PROFESSOR: If you have the right receptors, it shouldn’t take 36 hours.

PROFESSOR: Objectivity is bullshit.

Have you overheard any Wescoe witticisms? Send ’em to us at jayplay10@gmail.com.

 

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