Cohen: The Loudmouth takes a curtain call

I thrive on the angry comments posted online under my columns. Having spent the last few years putting my crazy left-wing slant on various issues, the indignation is almost proof that I’m doing something right. But enough with the self-aggrandizement — and by that, I mean more of it but in a more subtle manner. This is my last column for The Kansan, and there’s a lot that needs to be said.

The greatest thing opinion writers can do with their medium is get people talking while airing personal grievances about society. I think sometimes I succeeded. I think sometimes I was just trying to meet a deadline. No matter what the reason, everything said that columnists write is inspired by a belief that something needs to be said.

To try and be the person who decides what needs to be said takes a tremendous amount of ego. That’s the one trait that every columnist, blogger or talking head has in common. There is nothing about any of us columnists that makes our opinions superior. Rather, we are the ones who think we can best express those opinions to the masses. Some people do it by being silly, some by being straightforward and some by being smug and occasionally a little abrasive.

When you grow up in a state whose politics are typically opposite your own, you learn to get loud. When you find the overall political climate of the country skewing that way, you get defensive. And when you discover that society, no matter what it projects to be, is always in a state of conflict, you lose interest in ever shutting up.

Since I first became a columnist for this newspaper, a lot has happened in the political world. Stars have risen and fallen: one-time Democratic Messiah John Kerry has faded into irrelevance (or the equivalent for people who are still U.S. Senators). Glenn Beck has taken the job of televised vitriol dispenser to Olympian heights. John McCain and Arlen Specter have gone from being the only good Republicans in the Senate to a depressed burnout and a Democrat.

The make-up of the partisan branches of the federal government have gone from overwhelmingly Republican to mostly Democratic. But, as can be expected from an entity comprised of several hundred people in expensive shoes, it still only gets a little bit more done without a lot of prodding.

Tea parties have gone from being games where little girls dress up and pretend to entertain guests to chaotic clusters of general fury about stuff that people pretend didn’t exist when conservatives were the majority in Washington. And, in Arizona, racial profiling has gone from being a serious problem to an institution.

It doesn’t really matter who’s in office, what polls indicate, or even what policies are implemented at any level. There’s always something wrong in society, and people are going to want to complain about it in a place where people don’t have to pay attention but have a good opportunity to. My time at the Kansan is done, but there will always be Liberal loudmouths around. They just won’t be as good-looking as me.

— Cohen is a senior from Topeka in political science.

 

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Comments

Who is going to write articles ranging from harmlessly misguided to full-fledged insane to make me mad every morning now? Huh?

Duh, Chet Compton. What a doofus.

If only you'd been as loudmouth as your column header claimed. Too often, this column devolved into mere sarcasm without any actual substance. Hopefully we can get a Rachel Maddow Junior to combat the psychotic Compton over here.

xz, you are hoping for someone like Rachel Maddow? What?

Whats wrong with Chets "extreme right-wing" opinions? Why don't you apply for the spot of "Liberal Loudmouth?" That way we can bag on you. What fun that would be!

Having somebody as knowledgeable as a future Rhodes scholar comment on the political landscape for the Daily Kansan? Yes, Savage, that sounds positively refreshing and awesome.

Too bad you never learned to tell the truth or is it your version of the truth? Overwhelmingly Republican to mostly democrat??? The Republicans have not had a veto proof majority since reconstruction. Tell the truth before you leave, you'll feel better if not confused.

The first TEA party was held in November of 2008 in Oregon and George Bush was president so you are wrong again. I don't know if you lied or you just don't know. Either way, I guess you're a qualified journalist or democratic politician now. Too bad the newspapers aren't hiring and we all know the chances of getting elected this year as a democrat.

xz: I'll give Maddow this, she's more of a man than Olbermann is.

I love you Ben Cohen.

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