Celebritweets- Rob Huebel

PETCO is a great place to meet people who are starved for human contact and talk like babies.

Aug 18th

Watching pre-season football is like trying to masturbate to the phone book.

Aug 19th

There should be a comedy movie of just old people driving backwards really fast. Fuck. Do I have to think of everything?

Aug 20th

Watching a really bad skateboarder. If I had a 1⁄2 cent for every trick he hasn’t landed, I’d have 600 billion dollars.

Aug 21st

Superduper Spoiler Alert: Nanny Mcphee does not show her boobs.

Aug 21st

For every one of you that doesn’t watch the new season of Childrens Hospital (tonight 10:30 Adult Swim)…I’m gonna kill a butterfly.

Aug 22nd

The Situation is expected to earn 5 million this year. That’s $833,333 per pack in his six-pack.

Aug 23rd

Wait. Hilary Duff got married? Fuck.

Aug 24th

 

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