FFA 2018 Illustration

FFA of the day: “I have this vague memory of putting christmas antlers on someone at a summer party and telling them they’ve been gifted with depression”

“America is actually a bottom”

“I feel like everclear is the only shot mormons can take because it’s the closest thing to being pure.”

“Y’all cowards don’t even smoke crack”

“Wait, which side is the urethra?”

“I just had to ‘you have wine at home’ myself am I a true adult yet?”

“Have you ever been punched so hard you shit your pants?”

“It sounds like you wanted your ex to die in a plane crash”

“My lappytop doesn’t work with TwittyWitty”

“At least we can all agree Cruthole is wrong and disgusting”