FFA of the day: It was a shortened week and it still was hell
"That’s not a social interaction, that’s a quesadilla"
"Why are you choking me? Are you horny?"
"I don't have my birth certificate... who's to say I was even born"
"Babies love to sucky suck"
"children sound just like Sims"
"If I die of alcohol poisoning just know it was Trubisky’s fault"
"I don't wanna be that girl that ends up on Barstool"