Ben Unglesbee

Columnist

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Ben Unglesbee is a senior from Overland Park, majoring in economics and creative writing. This is his first semester writing a humor column for the Kansan. When pressed for an answer about his plans after college, he either tells people that he wants to write for money, which gets him looks of pity and confusion, or that he has a contract to work on an Alaskan king crab fishing vessel after college. People usually excuse themselves from the conversation at that point.

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