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These condom reviews will help you pick the best protection
Before you worry about putting a condom on, you need to decide which condom to put on. This review of different condom styles is the perfect tool for anyone wondering whether to choose ‘ultra thin,’ ‘ribbed’ or ‘warm sensations.’
By Joe Garvey
Friday, September 21st, 2007
When it comes to choosing the right condom, I wouldn’t necessarily call myself a connoisseur. I would say that I just like to explore all the options. Most college-aged guys have been confronted with this potentially mind-boggling decision. How do you know which brand and style of condom to choose? Are you a beginner, and unsure about your bedroom capabilities? Or are you bored with your current sexual situation and looking to spice things up? The following is a guide I have compiled of the more popular styles of condoms on the market today. The prices are taken from Wal-Mart. Ratings are out of five stars.
Trojan Supra Condoms
Price: $6.92
On the box: “An ultra thin polyurethane condom for your ultimate sensual pleasure.”
Analysis: The Supra condoms are for those unfortunate souls who experience allergic reactions when their skin comes in contact with latex. These contain no latex allergens, and are made especially thin for increased sensitivity. Also, according to the description on the box, they are designed to transmit natural body heat, which is a definite plus.
Since I do not have a problem with latex, I have never had to experiment with the Supra line, but the fact that they are compatible with both water and oil-based lubricants is certainly enticing. I had to learn the hard way about the effects of an oil-based lubricant on latex as a sophomore in high school. Awhile after applying the lube, we realized that the condom had almost completely disintegrated. Needless to say, that was the scariest month of my life.
Anything goes for lube with the Supra condoms — not to mention the fact that they come without that rubbery latex smell, which can be a real buzz kill.
Trojan Ultra Thin Lubricated Condoms
Price: $5.36, or $5.64 with spermicidal lubricant
On the box: “Our thinnest latex condom ever!”
Analysis: If you don’t have a problem with latex, and you’re looking for the most natural feeling, the Ultra Thin is the way to go. When I use some of the standard sizes, or fits that have thick ribs, it feels as if I’m strapping a leather belt to my member. They’re way too thick! The Ultra Thins, on the other hand, are 25 percent thinner than the standard size, and they boast a low latex odor.
However, that also means that there is 25 percent less latex separating your little swimmers and your partner. To many, that’s an automatic red flag. But Trojancondoms.com assures the buyer that this style goes through the same electronic testing and close inspection as the rest.
Trojan Intense Ribbed Condoms
Price: $5.98
On the box: “Intense ribs for intense pleasure!”
Analysis: The Intense Ribbed is most likely the only specialty style I tend to endorse. These are well lubricated, so a lack of sensitivity will not be as much of an issue. The special outer ribs are placed near the base and the tip to give that extra stimulation to both partners. They’re a great cure if you’re stuck in a standard condom rut, but I would not suggest using them every time, because they are still thicker, and they take away more of that natural feeling.
Trojan Her Pleasure Lubricated Condoms
Price: $5.64, or $6.42 with spermicidal lubricant
On the box: “Do something good for her. It’s bound to be good for you.”
Analysis: The Her Pleasures have a unique texture with shape and location similar to some of Trojan’s other ribbed condoms. However, the texturing seems to be much more discreet in this line. If I’m looking to try something with ribs and/or twists, I need to be able to see and feel them, and so does my partner.
Although my friends and I have argued about this, I feel that this line of Trojan is overrated. I find myself going back to the Her Pleasure every now and then, but there just does not seem to be anything extraordinary about them. Obviously, satisfaction also depends on your partner’s preference.
Mike Ratkovitch, Mequon, Wis., sophomore, said the Her Pleasure condoms compared well to Trojan’s other specialty condoms. “I have used Trojan’s Warming Sensations condoms and the Her Pleasures, but I don’t think there is a huge, noticeable difference between the two,” Ratkovitch said. “Compared to some of the other condoms, the Her Pleasures are pretty good.”
While my rating of the Her Pleasure is frosty at best, I would still suggest buying a box for yourself to try them out. Preferences tend to vary on this one.
Trojan Shared Pleasure Condoms with Warm Sensations Lubricant
Price: $5.64
On the box: “Trojan Shared Pleasure Condoms with Warm Sensations Lubricant help enhance sensual pleasure for both partners.”
Analysis: These are exciting for about five minutes until the warming lubricant wears away. Then you’re back to the original.
Trojan Extended Pleasure Condoms with Climax Control Lubricant
Price: $5.64
On the box: “Trojan Extended Pleasure have a special lubricant that helps to control climax and prolong lasting lovemaking.”
Analysis: These condoms are a waste of $6. When they say these condoms will “prolong lasting lovemaking,” what they really mean is: “We’re taking away all the feeling from your genitalia and sucking all the fun out of the experience.” If you don’t want to take my word for it, get ready for some of the worst sex you’ll ever have. Not only does it numb you while you’re wearing it, but it continues to work after you have taken the condom off. This fact freaked me out the first and only time I tried this kind. I was ready to head to the ER, but fortunately some cold water and a washcloth took care of the problem.
Don’t get me wrong: If I were inexperienced, I had a problem with premature ejaculation or I found myself in bed with Jessica Alba, I would probably reach for the Extended Pleasures. However, because I’m not currently meeting these criteria, I would have to give them two thumbs way limp.
Durex Brand Extra Sensitive
Price: $3.72, or $4.94 with ribs
On the box: “Super thin for more feeling.”
Analysis: Though I’m not a frequent user of the Durex brand condoms, I have several friends who stay very faithful to them. What I do know is that Durex condoms tend to fit more snugly, which can sometimes be a little uncomfortable.
However, these are some of the thinnest condoms on the market. I would go with the ribbed because of the size difference.
Durex Brand Pleasuremax
Price: $4.94
On the box: “Shaped and textured to intensify sensation.”
Analysis: I have never used this line of Durex, but I was able to find a few people who have enjoyed the Shared Pleasure’s low latex odor, wider contour shape and ribbed and studded exterior.
Jon Denning, Valley Center freshman, said the Pleasuremax did the trick if you were “feeling saucy,” though he still preferred Trojans in most cases.
Denning also noted another concern with the Durex Brand.
“The main difference I notice between Trojan and Durex is the size,” Denning said. “It feels like Durex runs a little small and thin, which is never good.”
Durex Pleasure Pack
Price: $7.86 for 24
On the box: “Durex Pleasure Pack Assorted Condoms put some adventure in your love life.”
Analysis: If you’re going for inexpensive excitement, the Pleasure Pack economy-size might be a good idea. They include a combination of creative lubes, textures, and flavors. I have never found much use in flavored condoms, however.
Apparently, neither has Mike Ratkovitch.
“The flavored condoms are pointless, and they smell weird. Stay away from them,” Ratkovitch said.
Finally, I would offer some general rules and warnings: If you’re buying condoms for the first time, don’t go for the gusto immediately by buying some of the gimmicky lines. Gain some experience with the original lubed or thin condoms before all the intense ribbed, double studded stuff.
Also, if you have the cash, go for the Trojans. They are the “No. 1 most-trusted condom” for a reason. The price difference between Trojan and Durex certainly isn’t insurmountable. Besides, you get what you pay for, and sexual protection is certainly something you should want to invest a little more money in.
Be wary of some of the lubes you use with latex condoms, never double-bag, and remember to base your decisions not only on your preferences but on the preferences of your partner. No one likes a selfish lover. Be safe, be sturdy and, whenever you’re buying your next box of condoms, think of me.
— Edited by Matt Erickson
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