Girl: I think the white dot on my tonsil might be dried semen.
Guy: So we just sat through an hour and a half class talking about porn.
Girl: Yes, and my friend sat there and drew farm animals the whole time.
Guy: This is why journalism classes are brilliant.
Girl: So my math teacher rushed out of class today, and five minutes later I get a text saying he’s at the Underground getting sushi. I guess he didn’t want to wait in line.
Guy 1: I think my girlfriend has an STD.
Guy 2: Did you ever get that gonorrhea problem taken care of?
Girl 1: So are you running the half marathon in April?
Girl 2: I can’t decide if I want to run the half marathon or the 5K. I just started running a month ago.
Girl 1: I just quit smoking, so I’m working on walking up stairs.
Guy 1: With a Mac, I can mack.
Guy 2: PCs just aren’t sexy.
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