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Fun with eavesdropping
Thursday, April 10th, 2008
Girl 1: A girl in front of me in class today was wearing terry cloth. I was thinking of using her to dry off from the rain.
Girl 2: That’s just mean. A girl tries to bring bathroom wear in style and you make fun of her. I was going to wear my loofah tomorrow, but I guess I won’t now.
Girl 1: A man wore a girdle? I bet he’s a herm.
Girl 2: No, he probably just has an inverted penis.
Girl: I just met a girl who has the same birth control as me! It was kind of funny. We compared notes.
Girl 1: Does she still eat fish all the time?
Girl 2: No, not anymore.
Girl 3: Well, fish makes you stink down there. It’s true. I read it in Cosmo.
Girls 1 and 2: Seriously?
Girl 3: Yeah, and fruits make it smell good. Pineapple and Strawberries.
Guy 1: So, I had chicken noodle soup with wheat noodles for dinner.
Guy 2: Wheat noodles? Whose idea was that?
Guy 1: Campbells’.
Guy 1: Yeah, we ended our date by, like, 10:15.
Guy 2: 6:15? That’s like a kindergartner’s date!
Guy 1: No, ten-fifteen.
Guy 2: Oh. Dude, I’d love to be in kindergarten and dating.
Girl 1: Your hair is darker.
Girl 2: Yeah. It’s my natural color.
Girl 1: So you’ve decided to go back to your Asian roots...literally.
Guy (on phone): Yeah, she told me my punishment would be that I don’t get to mow the lawn for two weeks.
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