Girl 1: Wait, you’re going to be pregnant for the next nine months?
Girl 2: I know, right. I guess that’s the way it works.
Guy 1: (Singing)
Guy 2: Dude, you don’t even know the lyrics.
Guy 1: I was in band in high school, not choir. My voice isn’t my instrument.
Guy 2: But still.
Guy 1: What is this? American Idol?
Girl 1: (eating fruit) It’s shocking at first.
Girl 2: (pause) There’s a sock in my purse?
Girl: Um, so I totally just farted.
Guy: Yeah, you’re my girlfriend. And my girlfriends don’t fart.
Guy 1: I saw the Hannah Montana movie with my little sister this weekend.
Guy 2: I’m judging you for that. Is it wrong that I think she’s sort of hot?
Girl 1: (pointing at guy) What about that guy?
Girl 2: No. I don’t like Grizzly Adams-looking guys, either.
Guy 1: I want to make sweet love to Ron Paul.
Guy 2: (pause) Um, isn’t he against the gays?
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