Guy (on phone): A girl just gave me an STD awareness flyer. I can give you the phone number if you need to talk to someone about wiener sores. Don’t worry, it’s anonymous.
Guy 1: Do you see all those little kids over there?
Guy 2: Oh wow, they’re terrifying…
Guy 1: Don’t look at them. They can smell fear.
Guy 1: I don’t really remember much before the last five years. I think it’s all that studying I do.
Guy 2: Yeah, the studying of the back end of a joint.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Exactly.
Guy 1: Well, if he hasn’t seen Rocky Horror, don’t tell him anything about it.
Guy 2: Why? Shouldn’t I warn him?
Guy 3: No, you want to share in the misery.
GTA: I had this dream last night that I was on a game show called Hangin’ at Jabba’s Beach House. I was basically Jabba’s cabanna boy.
Guy: Jesus, how old are you?
Guy 1: You’ve never played Rock Band?
Guy 2: No, I haven’t played any of those “guitar” games.
Guy 1: Well then, prepare to get rocked! Hahaha!
Everyone: (silence)
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